crotch mongler
a person who constanly grabs peoples crotches, especially when they least expect it
Jack: hey jerry whats up?
Jerry: get the fuck off my crotch you crotch mongler
(thesaurus: homo, douchebag, crotchmonky, assclown, jagbag)
carrot snapper
A dick snapping minge
That bitch has a fu*king carrot snapper
(thesaurus: minge, flange, dick, sex, nasty)
algebra
how your past middle school teacher can get back at you in high school
Chris asks for directions(Family Guy)
Man gives directions:
"Ok now what'choo gonna do, you go down the road past the Johnson's place. There you'll find two roads. One parallel and one perpendicular. Now keep going until you find a highway that bisections at a 45 degree angle. Solve for x"
*chris thumbsucks*
...isn't algebra useless?
(thesaurus: math, torture, exotic, high, school)
Bomb Shiggaty
A word meaning awsome and cool. Linked with simply the bomb.
This is the bomb shiggaty
(thesaurus: synonyms-cool, awsome, sweet antonyms-bad, crap, not cool related words- the bomb, bomb)
headfuck
when somebody's confused, confuckinfuzzled and is tryin their hardest to think, like when u get a stupid equation that makes no sense in 4th grade at school, the sort that mashes yer brain up so.. its a headfuck
a: " my mum, sed that her mum, didnt like his mum, coz her mum,told mr beaken that his, mum didnt like my mum, coz i told mr beaken that i liked greenhippo's so he told mrs beaken who's her mum....."
b: " wow headfuck!!!slow down blondie, say again"
(thesaurus: confusing, headfecker, confuckinfuzzling, what???, huh?)