Robots to be our lovers by 2050, not just in Massachussetts
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Remember when you were a kid and you told your friends that you totally loved your new computer, and some little luddite looked at you and said, “So why don’t you marry it?” There was that brief moment when you thought your Commodore 64 could, in fact, make a nice spouse. If not, move along. If so, David Levy told participants at a conference last week that we would all be having loving relationships with robots by 2050, not just trysts in Massachussetts. He predicts that we’ll have robots as sex toys within five years and true, deep relationships later on. Some robots already kiss, some seem to hate, but Levy says we’ll have emotional relationships based on conversation by mid-century. Until that time, remember your C64, your first true love. She / she remembers you, you selfish jerk.
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Still in Belgium—hurrah!—let us segue from sticky ponchos to stickiness of another kind. Notorious sexylady Tanya Devereaux says that she is turning virgin surgeon in order to divest any nerd of his cherry—provided that they support a free web. One of the terms and conditions states that the act must not last for more than 30 minutes. Er, could any guy last more than 30 seconds on their first time?
This is not the first time that Ms Devereaux has offered up her orifices for a good cause. Last year she put 40,000 blowjobs on the negotiating table when she ran for a seat in the Belgian senate, as a protest against other politicians’ claims that they would create 400,000 jobs. Clearly she thought that sucking on a pencil would get voters putting a XXXX in her box. [
Rejoice! The week is at an end. You have worked hard and now it’s high time you got to relax and enjoy a “Thank Giz It’s Friday” roundup of gadgets that are pointless, vulgar, confusing and (in some cases) scary. If you find yourself saying “I have that!” a number of times while perusing the following gallery, it might be a good idea to sort some things out with a trained professional.
You finally brought that man/woman of your dreams back to your place, and you’re trying to seal the deal. May I suggest not using this $15 Spaceship Fragrance Oil Warmer, the geekiest love aid we’ve ever seen. All you 
The product is called the Oral Sex Light. We’re not too sure much of an explanation is needed, but if you still don’t get it, there’s a completely NSFW explanation image after the jump.